December 2011
Hobgoblins
Guy on phone: There's been an accident at the studio
Crow: We made "Hobgoblins"
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I want followers
ONE HUNDRED TRILLION FOLLOWERS
i know all the lyrics to around the world.
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Rebloguea si eres tan desconocido que ni siquiera...
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After studying for three hours, here is what I...
Christianity: Wow man it sure is easier to worship god and not go to hell now this is super duper
Peasants and Nobles: Man we hate corrupt clergy time for like six million reforms that keep failing
Jews: We don't bother anyone just living in these ghettos you make us live in
Muslims: We've just got our empire over here NBD
Papacy: Fuck you monarchs and nobles we be ballin' we run the world
Inquisition: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Catholic Church: Get out of here Eastern Orthodox church you are annoying here we excommunicated you
Eastern Orthodox Church: Well we excommunicated you too so there
Catholic Church: Let's go on some fucking CRUSADES
Eastern Orthodox Church: YEAH
Peasants: Let's kill some Jews
Jews: What the heck guys not cool
Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches: They see us crusadin', they hatin'
Catholic Church: Crusadin' against the Eastern Orthodox Church lol
Eastern Orthodox Church: Are you KIDDING ME
Jews: Ugh we are just going to Eastern Europe bye
Muslims: Wow Christians only one crusade out of like four worked out for you and you lost everything from that one way to go
Christians: Well we're not crusading anymore we're just fighting with all the other religions all the time
Muslims: Okay
Jews: Oh
Pagans: God dammit
Genghis Khan: Hey guys
Europe: Shit
